Have you ever found yourself in a situation where your gasket needs to blow but you know the smell of your flatulence would make even grown men weep? Whether this is on the train, during a business meeting or on a first date, an unwanted bout of farting...

Are you bored of the same old valentine’s gifts year in, year out? Well if you want to spice up the bedroom, gift a hilarious novelty gift or perhaps get yourself a treat then meet Freddy. This fully functioning vibrator has the visage of Freddy,...

Baths are meant to be relaxing, but when you want to add an extra bit of relaxation to your experience, there are very few ways that can beat a massage granted by this Bath Duck Massager. Designed to deliver a powerful vibrating massage to your tired...

For those of you who feel the need to sweeten things up a bit in the bedroom, it’s time to take that ideal literally, with this chocolate Body Pen. Made from chocolate, this edible Body Pen lets you write just about anything and everything you...

The bath is a place to get clean, however whatever gets submerged isn't always squeaky clean - and we're not just talking about a muddy personage who's just had a messy game of football either. This bath time Duck with a Dick is an adult's only toy designed...

The saying goes ‘it’s better to give than to receive’ and looking at these chocolates we’d have to agree! If the images and product name where not enough, then yes these are ass-olutely anus shaped luxury milk chocolates! Brilliantly and intricately...

More than just a punny name, the Eraser Dictator is here to rub away your mistakes. Take command of your doodles and don’t let any rouge crayons scribble outside of their borders with the aptly named Eraser Dictator. Sending autocratic power over...

 If he’s a breast man, then this real-looking artificial breast is perfect. If he’s a stressed out breast man, then it’s a must. Deceptively life-like, give tis breast to press to any male struggling with that boring spreadsheet...

Ever been told you need to grow some balls? Well now you can literally achieve this with the Grow A Pair growing balls. If you know someone that is lacking confidence, has low self-esteem or is purely in the need of some bigger balls, give them the gift...

Looking for a moving in present for someone who enjoys things that are a little different? Then look no further! These In Season Salt & Pepper Shakers are the perfect gift for any home, season your food using these little black and white bunnies!...

How are you planning to celebrate your next anniversary or Valentine s Day? Going out for dinner? Sharing a bottle of champagne? Or perhaps you re cooking a romantic dinner for two? How about playing cards. That's right! These Kama Sutra Playing cards...

Little Willy Condoms for those who struggle to find their right size... Watch your mate blush red when you give them these rude ultra small condoms. The novelty condoms which are for when you've come to the shocking conclusion that you're not so well...

If you love gazing at your lovers well-endowed form and happen to have a sweet tooth then this is the product for you. This sexy black covering will sit nicely over any package and features a detailed red love heart design. How long this sweet treat serves...

Whatever the temperature, there is often a chill in the air and a chill down there. Get cosy on those cold evenings with the novelty rainbow Willy warmer. Knitted for extra comfort this novelty gift will keep your manhood warm, plus, the rainbow design...

Share a bit of kinky fun with your partner this Valentine's Day with these handcuffs. If you're not used to being restrained, the velvety fake fur lining will not cut into your wrists so you can enjoy a bit of naughtiness without the pain. Made from...

Not for sale to persons under the age of 18. By placing an order for this product, you declare that you are 18 years of age or over. This item must be used responsibly and appropriately. This official Zippo lighter features an image of a woman wearing...

if you feel the world has you by the short and curlies sometimes, then don't succumb to stress! Just let it go by squeezing this stress ball in the shape of well "Balls" of the human biological kind. Perfect for when the office or home environment...

Alright: this one is for those of you who fancy having a bit of a risqué accessory in your drinkware cupboard. Meet the Strip Mug. The Strip Mug - like the name might suggest - is a heat change mug unlike any other. On this Mug is an image of...