Bullshit Button

Bullshit Button

Put an end to all those excuses and obvious lies with the Bullsh*t Button. Let's face it, no office (or indeed home) should be without it.  For instance, "my cat's just had puppies" , "the dog ate my homework" , "I have to attend an aunt's funeral",...

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Card Shuffler

Card Shuffler

You sit down at the card table, your green plastic visor pulled low over your brow. You split a deck of cards and proceed to… fumble them with all the elegance of an ostrich on roller-skates. Sounds like you need an automated card shuffler! Yep, if...

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Edible Anus

Edible Anus

The saying goes ‘it’s better to give than to receive’ and looking at these chocolates we’d have to agree! If the images and product name where not enough, then yes these are ass-olutely anus shaped luxury milk chocolates! Brilliantly and intricately...

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Grow your own Ghost Chilli

Grow your own Ghost Chilli

So let’s get something out of the way first, if your go-to Indian is a Korma or the mere thought of eating a jalapeno already has you running for a glass of milk, then we’re sorry, but this really isn’t the product for you. We’ve got other cool...

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Light-Up Squashy Stress Ball

Light-Up Squashy Stress Ball

Fidgeters rejoice as we have probably the ultimate distraction thingymabob your restless fingers have always wished for. This squishy squashy blob of all things glittery is the perfect distraction when a little time out is needed and will perfectly delight...

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Memory Maze

Memory Maze

If you fancy dusting off the old grey matter, we have just the thing to test your wits! Perfect for holidays, travel or long trips in the car, the Memory Maze challenges you to follow the sequence of colours as they light up. All you have to do is follow...

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Mini Space Blasters

Mini Space Blasters

In the world of miniatures, enter the smallest laser sparking gun ever. This pack of two Mini Space Blasters come with flashing lights and 8 different sound effects. Perfect for mischievous school children and bored office workers alike, you can...

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Neon Air Hockey Tabletop Game

Neon Air Hockey Tabletop Game

Air is good for breathing and all, but breathing’s not all that exciting. What if we told you that you could use air to make yourself breathless with exhilaration? Well, you can, and all you need is this Neon Air Hockey Tabletop Game! This air hockey...

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Neon Tabletop Football Game

Neon Tabletop Football Game

Don’t let anyone tell you that table football is for the non-athletic. Yeah, you stand in one place, but you move the heck out of your arms! And now, with this neon tabletop football game bringing the party to your living room, you might want to do...

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Party Bangle – The Flask Bracelet

Party Bangle – The Flask Bracelet

Are you a fashion fan who likes a sneaky sip or two when you’re out and about? Yes? Then we have the perfect accessory for you: the Party Bangle! It may look like a bangle, but it’s actually a super-secret drinks holder. Sometimes your clothes just...

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Space Galaxy

Space Galaxy

There might be no air in space, but we’ll be darned if it isn’t perfect for bringing some major atmosphere to a room! How, you ask? With this Space Galaxy laser and plasma projector! This compact projector light uses 2 precision lenses to beam green...

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£79.99
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Speed Cube

Speed Cube

Everyone loves a good puzzle now and then to really test their brains and keep their hands busy. That being the case, this Speed Cube pack will no doubt be right up many people's alley. Coming with two speed cubes, the object - as you might be familiar...

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Trunk of Drunk

Trunk of Drunk

Before we begin, this game contains content that’s not suitable for under 18s. So, only read on if you’re over the legal drinking age. So, drunk is the destination – a nice, big X marked on the map that is your evening. And, since you’re heading...

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Twister Lamp

Twister Lamp

Everybody loves a lava lamp: they’re fun lighting pieces that always look good, on a shelf, a bedside table or anywhere else in your home. But this awesome Twister Light takes things one step further, with an incredible tornado or whirlpool effect...

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Virtual Pets

Virtual Pets

Real pets are great and all, but think of the hair that gets everywhere (even in your toothbrush!), the chewed/shredded furniture, and, of course, puddles on the carpet. They sort of ruin what would be an otherwise completely awesome experience… a bit...

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Volcano Light

Volcano Light

Volcanoes are mesmerising to watch. But, the problem with real-life lava is that it comes with the side-effects of heat, fire, and a sulphur smell worse than an egg sandwich that’s been trapped in a hot lunch box for 3 days. A far better way to enjoy...

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Wanky Candles - Sweaty Minge

Wanky Candles - Sweaty Minge

See, most people would light a scented candle to hide the smell of a sweaty minge. But not you. You want a candle to fill the room with the toe-curling scent of a hot and salty fun-tunnel. Or, at least, that’s what people will think when they see the...

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Wanky Candles – Fanny Flaps

Wanky Candles – Fanny Flaps

For some people, ‘fanny flaps’ is a scent best kept in their drawers. But, not you. You think that it should be bottled, in candle form, so that it can fill your room with the aroma of unwashed intimates… or so you’d have people believe with this...

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Wanky Candles – Knob Cheese

Wanky Candles – Knob Cheese

Some people wash furiously to try to stem the stench of knob cheese. Not you. You like it in the form of a scented candle to fill the room with some acrid ambiance… or so you have people think! Mwahahaha! Wanky Candles may have labelled this candle...

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World

World's Smallest Walkie Talkie

Grew up dreaming of obtaining "Double 0" status? Spent many an hour crouching behind the sofa with a water pistol shadowing the ever-oblivious dog? Maybe the World's Smallest Walkie Talkie will quench your thirst for espionage! Feel like a real spy as...

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Virtual Pets Funtime Gifts White

Virtual Pets Funtime Gifts White

32 pets in one key chain!. What pet do you want?. The Virtual Pet is ideal to teach children how to look after animals before you furnish them with the real thing!!. Take your pet wherever you go.. Requires 2 button cell LR44 batteries (Included).

Funtime Gifts Union Jack Hopper

Funtime Gifts Union Jack Hopper

The ultimate Queen's Diamond Jubilee gift!. Great for hopping around your garden or how about using it for the ultimate street party!. Race with your friends at home or school sports day and pretend that you are in team GB representing your country at...

Funtime Teddy Bear Shape Sorter Brand New

Funtime Teddy Bear Shape Sorter Brand...

Shape sorting fun. Develops hand & eye co-ordination. Educational activity toy. Learn as the play. 12 months+.

Billiards pool player 8ball 9ball T Shirt

Billiards pool player 8ball 9ball T...

Great shirt for any avid pool player or hustler whether you like 8-ball or 9-ball or just putting them in the corner pocket in the basement this is the shirt for you.. Great wear anywhere design for the 8 ball or 9 ball tournament or funtime pool hall...

Billiards pool player 8ball 9ball T Shirt

Billiards pool player 8ball 9ball T...

Great shirt for any avid pool player or hustler whether you like 8-ball or 9-ball or just putting them in the corner pocket in the basement this is the shirt for you.. Great wear anywhere design for the 8 ball or 9 ball tournament or funtime pool hall...

Ravel Children

Ravel Children's 3D Blue Racing Car...

Ravel Easy-Read Educational boys/girls cartoon character Timeteacher watch. Learning to tell the time is easy with the Ravel children's cartoon Racing Car watch.. Created by our own UK Designers, the super-safe and comfortable 3D watch strap is made from...

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